Congratulations! You’ve entered 100 successful shortcuts! The latin for 100 is centum. For example, “My friends wanted me to stop practicing shortcuts and go outside. I centum packing.”

Type 100 Shortcuts Correctly

Congratulations! You’ve entered 200 successful shortcuts! You’re a boss! Like the kind who is universally respected and beloved by his colleagues. Not like the boss you have at your current job. He’s just awful.

Type 200 Shortcuts Correctly

Congratulations! You’ve entered 300 successful shortcuts! Now that’s what I’m talking about! When people say “that’s what I’m talking about” they’re actually talking about keyboard shortcuts. I bet you didn’t know that.

Type 300 Shortcuts Correctly

Congratulations! You’ve entered 500 successful shortcuts! If those 500 shortcuts were nickels you could stack them high enough to be asked to leave the coffee shop you’re working in. Seriously. You’re weirding out the other customers.

Type 500 Shortcuts Correctly

Congratulations! You’ve entered 800 successful shortcuts!

Type 800 Shortcuts Correctly

Congratulations! You’ve entered 1000 successful shortcuts! I’m going to call it a kiloshortcut. Not to be confused with a killer shortcut, which is what your friends say they know when they’re driving. In reality, that wasn’t a shortcut at all. But whatever.

Type 1000 Shortcuts Correctly

Congratulations! You’ve earned a star for picking a Dojo! Mostly because we’re into giving awards away for doing nothing. I feel like a pee-wee soccer coach over here.

Pick A Dojo

Congratulations! You’ve earned the Duo-Dojo star! Because why be exceptional at one thing when you can be moderate at two things!.

Earn Stars In 2 Dojos

Congratulations! You’ve earned the Multi-Dojo star! I bet you think you’re pretty smart now! Well you’re not. But you are insufferable to your co-workers, so there’s that.

Earn Stars In 3 Dojos

Congratulations! You've completed a dojo! You are now a DojoMaster with all the rights and privileges here of. For example, you now get 20% off every burrito you buy in your town. If they don't honor your discount make sure to take it as a personal insult.

Complete All Units For A Dojo

Congratulations! You've completed two dojos! If this were a proper martial art you'd have 2 Black Belts. Instead all you have is some really bad carpal tunnel syndrome.

Complete All Units For 2 Dojos

Congratulations! You've completed 3 dojos! At this point your productivity is so epic that when you sit down at a keyboard you just emit pure light. It's so beautiful...

Complete All Units For 3 Dojos

Congratulations! You've completed 5 dojos! This is an unreasonable amoutn of efficiency. I'm starting to worry about you. How do you interact with normal people? Is it weird? Have people's inefficiencies come to bother and confound you?

Complete All Units For 5 Dojos

Congratulations! You've fought your first friend! Don't stop now! Fight all your friends. They should know that you are better than they are. Because you are.

Fight A Friend

Congratulations! You've fought 2 friends! Which means you have two less friends. Don't worry. They weren't close friends. Oh, they were? You didn't think that through did you?

Fight 2 Friends

Congratulations! You've fought 3 friends! You know, it's ok to act awkward around them if they beat you. Who do they think they are? Don't they know how fragile you are?

Fight 3 Friends

Congratulations! You've fought 5 friends! Well, we use 'friend' loosely. I'm sure they were your friends until you aggressively pressured them all into fighting you in keyboard shortcut combat. After that, they concluded that you're a little too weird.

Fight 5 Friends

Congratulations! You've fought 10 of your friends! Put together, you're like a really discount Ocean's 11. I bet you think that makes you George Clooney, but it doesn't. You're not even Bernie Mack. Face it. You're Casey Affleck

Fight 10 Friends

Congratulations! You've fought 2 friends at the same time! Three enter. One leaves. Well, they all leave. Later in the day. After their work is done. Or earlier, if they have an appointment. Or it's Friday. Or a long weekend. Or they don't want to be there anymore.

Fight 2 Friends At Same Time

Congratulations! You've fought 5 friends at the same time! 6 friends together. Like the show Friends! But much less watchable. More like 'Ed,' a movie staring Matt LeBlanc and a baseball playing chimpanzee. It's a real movie. Look it up. Just don't watch it.

Fight 5 Friends At Same Time

Congratulations! You've fought 100 times! Wow! That's a lot! You're either really good at this by now, or you're really really into losing.

Fight 100 Times

Congratulations! You've fought 200 times. Remember when you first came to this site? You were so young and hopeful. Now look at you. Look at what you've become. A Mt. Dew and Doritos fueled shortcutting machine. The neck beard is strong with you.

Fight 200 Times

Congratulations! You've fought 500 times! Oh. So you're the one. They told me to write something for fighting 500 times. 'Who would do that?' I said. 'No one in their right mind. But write something anyway.' Now here we are. Nice to meet you.

Fight 500 Times

Congratulations! You've fought 1000 times! You're the first to get to 1000. Here's your reward: You get one night in the Fantasy Suite with Steve Wozniak. And don't worry. What happens in the shortcutFoo Fantasy suite, stays in the shortcutFoo Fantasy Suite.

Fight 1000 Times

Congratulations! You learned shortcuts from 3 dojos in the same day! I know that you went into this to improve your productivity. But it's clear now that you're just avoiding work. Seriously. We don't want to be part of your missed deadlines.

Learn Shortcuts From 3 Dojos In The Same Day

Congratulations! You learned shortcuts from 5 dojos in the same day! Can't make up your mind or what? Just pick one!

Learn Shortcuts From 5 Dojos In The Same Day

Congratulations! You got a star for reading the about page! Now when you see us on the local news you can be all, “Oh my God! That guy robbing a bank with a herring! I totally know him!”

Visit The About Page

Congratulations! You read the private policy page! Well, maybe you didn’t actually read it. Actually, we’re reasonably sure you didn’t. But it’s cool. There’s nothing crazy in there. We guess. We’ve never read it either.

Visit Privacy Policy Page

Congratulations! You read the terms of service page! Did you like that part about the free Darth Vader mask for users? We got our lawyer to put it in because he lost a bet. And there it lives to his day. Kind of a liability really...

Visit Terms Of Service Page

Congratulations! You get a star for visiting our blog page! On our blog you can learn things about productivity. Here’s a fun fact: did you know that watching Youtube for 3 hours a day is not productive? Who knew!

Visit The Blog

Congratulations! You got a star for being gullible! Seriously, did you think you’d get a free Darth Vader mask? Don’t tell anyone about this — it’s a bit embarrassing.

Visit Terms Of Service Page More Than Once

Congratulations! You've set your avatar pic! Look at that! It's you! You've finally made it! A picture of you on the internet. You're kind of a big deal now.

Set Your Avatar Photo

Congratulations! You earned a star for signing in! That was pretty easy. Put it on the board!

Sign In

Congratulations! You earned a star for signing in 2 days in a row! You’re well on you way to being a person who’s signed in 3 days in a row!

Sign In 2 Days In A Row

Congratulations! You earned a star for signing in 3 days in a row! It’s like signing in 2 times in a row, but 50% better!

Sign In 3 Days In A Row

Congratulations! You earned a star for signing in 5 days in a row! By 30 Alexander the Great had conquered the known world.  Your accomplishment here is just like that!

Sign In 5 Days In A Row

Congratulations! You earned a star for signing in 10 days in a row! Which means you did this over a weekend. Go ahead and let that one sink in.

Sign In 10 Days In A Row

Congratulations! You earned a star for signing in 20 days in a row! Seriously, we’re impressed now. We lucky if we bath 20 days in a row.

Sign In 20 Days In A Row

Congratulations! You earned a star for signing in 30 days in a row! We didn’t expect any one to actually not miss a day for 30 days. As such, we havn’t even prooofread this onne yet.

Sign In 30 Days In A Row

Congratulations! You signed in 10 times! Which is pretty good! Unless it took you a month. In which case, it’s not so good.

Sign In 10 Days

Congratulations! You signed in 20 times! If you achieved this in 3 weeks or less we should probably give you an additional star. But we’re not going to. Stop being so greedy.

Sign In 20 Days

Congratulations! You signed in 30 times! By now you’re probably pretty good at this shortcut business. Unless you’ve just been signing in and not practicing just get stars. If that’s the case, you should get some help.

Sign In 30 Days

Congratulations! You signed in 40 times! Wow, that’s more than a month! For all your work, we’re going to give you one measly star. Doesn’t seam fair really. Please feel free to write your local official. They might care about your complaint. We certainly don’t.

Sign In 40 Days

Congratulations! You signed in 50 times! The next star to earn might be 60 days, or maybe 100, or maybe 250. We’re not going to tell you. Because we’re jerks.

Sign In 50 Days

Congratulations! You signed in 100 times! Remember when we taunted you at 50 times logged in? Oh, how time flies. Oh how we’ve all grown and changed over the last 100 days. For example, you are now 100 days closer to death.

Sign In 100 Days

Congratulations! You have Golden Nunchucks for half of a dojo's units! Which is much better than half nunchucks for all of the dojo units. Half a nunchuck is just a stick with a small chain. Not going to scare anyone with that.

Earn Golden Nunchucks For Half Of Units In A Dojo

Congratulations! You have Golden Nunchucks for all of a dojo's units! I bet you thought you'd never get that done. Just like that novel you're still working on. About a Christmas tree heist. I get bored just talking about it.

Earn Golden Nunchucks For All Units In A Dojo

Congratulations! You have all the Golden Nunchucks for 2 different dojos! Where are you going to put all those nunchucks?! Your place is waaay too small for all of them. Seriously though, I've slept in caves nicer than this place.

Earn Golden Nunchucks For All Units In 2 Dojos

Congratulations! You have all the Golden Nunchucks for 3 different dojos! This is going on the resume! In fact, I'd demand a raise from your boss right now. Go now. I'll wait here.

Earn Golden Nunchucks For All Units In 3 Dojos

Congratulations! You have all the Golden Nunchucks for 5 different dojos! At this point, you can't possibly still care about these achievement stars. The market is flooded. They're meaningless. Just throw this achievement in my achievement bucket.

Earn Golden Nunchucks For All Units In 5 Dojos

Congratulations! You've won a fight against your friend! I'm now going to name your fists. The left one is called The 3rd Earl of Cambridge and the right one is named The USS Ronald Reagan. They are so named. Now go. Bring the pain.

Win A Fight Against A Friend

Congratulations! You won 5 fights against your friends! By now they probably have a nickname for you. Maybe 'The Short Cutter' or 'The Eradicator'. You should make nicknames for them too. Folks love it when you clearly can't remember their names.

Win 5 Fights Against Friends

Congratulations! You've won 10 fights against friends! Remember: shortcut fights are not real fights. Don't think any of this will help you in a real fight. In a real fight you'd mostly be crying. Which is not as an effective fighting technique as you think it is.

Win 10 Fights Against Friends

Congratulations! You've won 20 fights against friends! Of course, if you beat your friends 20 times, do they still like you? It would make sense if they didn't like you. I haven't liked you this whole time. But you didn't know that.

Win 20 Fights Against Friends

Congratulations! You've won 50 fights against friends! It sounds like a lot. But that's only the beating up every member of One Direction 10 times. Doesn't sound like that much now, does it?

More Correct Than Most

Type 100 Shortcuts Correctly

Type 200 Shortcuts Correctly

Type 300 Shortcuts Correctly

Type 500 Shortcuts Correctly

Type 800 Shortcuts Correctly

Type 1000 Shortcuts Correctly

Dojo Destroyer

Pick A Dojo

Earn Stars In 2 Dojos

Earn Stars In 3 Dojos

Complete All Units For A Dojo

Complete All Units For 2 Dojos

Complete All Units For 3 Dojos

Complete All Units For 5 Dojos

Learn Shortcuts From 3 Dojos In The Same Day

Learn Shortcuts From 5 Dojos In The Same Day

Earn Golden Nunchucks For Half Of Units In A Dojo

Earn Golden Nunchucks For All Units In A Dojo

Earn Golden Nunchucks For All Units In 2 Dojos

Earn Golden Nunchucks For All Units In 3 Dojos

Earn Golden Nunchucks For All Units In 5 Dojos

Punching with Friends

Fight A Friend

Fight 2 Friends

Fight 3 Friends

Fight 5 Friends

Fight 10 Friends

Fight 2 Friends At Same Time

Fight 5 Friends At Same Time

Fight 100 Times

Fight 200 Times

Fight 500 Times

Fight 1000 Times

Set Your Avatar Photo

Win A Fight Against A Friend

Win 5 Fights Against Friends

Win 10 Fights Against Friends

Win 20 Fights Against Friends

Win 50 Fights Against Friends

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